A local woman has recently broken down and confessed to her husband that she grows hair on places other than her head, the tiny manicured slivers above her eyes and her eye lashes. She says she finally decided to confess about her hairy situation because she was tired of hiding all her pink razors from her husband and pretending that she just loved one-hour showers. Her final breaking point was when her husband noticed some stubble on her leg and asked her what it was, again. She says that she felt like her entire marriage was a lie because whenever her husband touched her legs in between shaves and asked her what the stubble was, she would just say that she had “Prickly Pore Syndrome”. This time she just had to tell him the truth.
As you might expect, the confession has taken a toll on their marriage as her husband was obviously shocked when he found out that his wife grows hair on her legs. He didn’t understand how that was possible, even women on female razor commercials don’t have hair. So how was it possible that his own wife could grow hair on her legs. “At first, I thought that she was joking, but then she said she’d prove it to me. After a week I saw that she had hair on her legs just like me. Honestly, it really freaked me out. I didn’t even know that women pooped until we got married. And now this. It makes me wonder what else she’s hiding from me,” he said. Luckily for this couple, their love was strong enough to survive the local woman’s lies; they are seeking couple’s counseling and the local woman has promised to be honest with her husband about everything. With the help of their counselor, he finally learned that her lips and eye lids don’t “naturally” match her outfit.